Dear idiot on the road this morning,

I know, it’s early, you’re in a hurry.  I’m sure you have a completely valid reason for transporting a tree trimmer.  Hanging out the rear drivers side window.  In heavy traffic.  Inching into my lane.  Without so much as a red flag or flashers.  I know there are days I just can’t figure out a way to safely transport my foot long, razor sharp saw on the end of an eight foot pole.

But, was the honking and shouting at me really necessary?  I know that I failed to drive halfway in the turn lane while going through that intersection.  Gosh.  What was I thinking occupying MY space on the road, so close to your disaster waiting to happen?

And don’t think I didn’t try to get a picture!