Dear Bitch at Target,

You had the right idea.  No toys that would instigate violence or aggression.  But when the menagerie of children you had with you stopped listening to you and began running amok with all the “war” toys, you lost all cred when you began screaming, “I’m getting really pissed off.  And the more you don’t listen to me the more pissed off I’m going to get.  STOP IT!”

Aggression problems huh?