How upset am I allowed to get when someone reaches my site by putting “slit wrists the right way” into Google?  Slightly less upset then when I saw pages titled “What is the best way to commit suicide when you’re under 13?” as the other search results?  At least I take solace in knowing you didn’t find what you were looking for here.  All that’s here is someone who was left behind.

Maybe the person who searched simply “jen” found what they were looking for.