Hold on just a second!  What the hell happened to September?  Where is this year going?  How am I so far behind on everything?  I’ve been unemployed for ten days, shouldn’t I at least be caught up on some things, the blog, pictures, my anal calendar?  Yeah, there was the requisite celebration of my liberation, three nights of steady partying, and I was still getting over the cold I caught at my favorite bar.  And then I went to California to see the beach.  I came home and developed a particularly lovely strain of bronchitis and I’ve spent the last four days laid up on my new couch in a codeine haze.  But still… over a month behind and jobless.  October is starting out with a bang.

And why have so many of my favorite writers given up their websites or gone on hiatus?  I’m sick, and I’m jobless, and I need your entertainment!  And then you look at this sad thing… am I doing the same and just not admitting it?  Seven posts in September.  Haven’t written a thing about the trip across the country, don’t plan to write a thing about my job situation, wouldn’t know where to start on my family/boy problems.  Am I out of things to say?  Is this going to turn into funny videos and pictures of other peoples kids? 

Don’t ask me, I just (barely) work here.