What is with all the  all over the place????

 every where!

I don’t even know what  means.

Irritating.  Wordpress - I will make you my bitch. 

(But I’m too easily frustrated to figure out how to get them to work with Wordpress.  And I used to be called a geek!)

I sat in the bathroom while a fly flew in circles.  I giggled to myself as it repeatedly flew face first in to the mirror.  Over and over, crash!  Over and over, giggling.

Until I realized that I do the same thing every day.  Run head first into the wall thinking that I see something on the other side.  Never remembering that I got hurt last time too.

People, I’m not sure what the hell I’ve done here.  I got the bug up my ass to switch hosts in February.  And I did, and then I ignored it for two months.  Sorry?  Busy?

Then I decided that I really needed to get on board with some actual blogging software.  Let’s face it, hand coding everything in Frontpage wasn’t doing anything to save me time.

I’ll pause for a moment as the internet gasps at the absolute rudimentary way I published this website for two years.  Yes, it was more difficult, but I had lots of control and and I learned a lot, and there was a time when I actually had enough free time to do it that way.  Now I eat meals while driving and see my couch only on weekends so it’s time for something simpler.  And no offense Wordpress, but you are SIMPLE baby. 

I’m not a fan of the looks of the place, but I need to focus on getting my archives back online.  Yes, my Frontpage wizardry will require me to transfer all 243 posts by hand.  Urgggggulegurg.  However, in a pure stroke of genius I am preparing to jet off to the great Northern Arizona to relax and take in classic rock band.  Very similar to the vacation I took just after transferring to a new host, and them promptly forgetting about the place.

I promise it will not be another two months before you see me here again.  It will (and can only) get better from here.  In the mean time I toil and sweat to try to return this place to what it once was.  I was very proud of this website, the time I put into it, and the way it reflected me.  Some day I hope to feel that way again.