Dead hamsters aren’t funny.
Swamp Ass died in his sleep last night. He is preceded in death by the many other pets that have died in my care (All of natural causes except that suicidal fish.). He is survived by Killer and Tux, his feline siblings who never once realized in the year he lived with us that they could EAT him.
Services will be held tomorrow wherein I will most likely get drunk by myself and cry over a rodent. A rodent that I only adopted because I was cranked out on anxiety meds but who made the last year hella more enjoyable.




