Least we start an anarchy, here are the rules.

8I pay the rent, I’m in charge.

8If you don’t like what I have to say, tell me.  I like arguing.

8Comment! Funny, boring, agree, disagree, make fun of me or yourself.  But if you’re a rude asshole who’s not even funny you may be deleted.

8Email me, but if you’re an idiot I am totally going to share that.

8If I know you in real life you need to tell me if you read this website.  No, really, you do.  Read this, and please understand that this is important to me.

8If you don’t like a story I’ve posted about you, talk to me and maybe we can work it out.  If you still don’t like it, let me know.  I’m negotiable.

8If you don’t want pictures of yourself here or on Flickr, let me know.  I take pictures all day long, and I understand not everyone wants to be on the web.

8These are subject to change at any time.  And I’m totally allowed to enforce them how I see fit.  Cause, did I mention I’m in charge?

8Oh, and I own everything here.  Copyright all over the damn place.  This is not subject to change, so don’t steal.