Least we start an anarchy, here are the rules.

-I pay the rent, I’m in charge.

-If you don’t like what I have to say, tell me.  I like arguing.

-Comment! Funny, boring, agree, disagree, make fun of me or yourself.  But if you’re a rude asshole who’s not even funny you may be deleted.

-Email me, but if you’re an idiot I am totally going to share that.

-If I know you in real life you need to tell me if you read this website.  No, really, you do. Read this, and please understand that this is important to me.

-If you don’t like a story I’ve posted about you, talk to me and maybe we can work it out.  If you still don’t like it, let me know.  I’m negotiable.

-If you don’t want pictures of yourself here or on Flickr, let me know.  I take pictures all day long, and I understand not everyone wants to be on the web.

-These are subject to change at any time.  And I’m totally allowed to enforce them how I see fit.  Cause, did I mention I’m in charge?

-Oh, and I own everything here.  Copyright all over the damn place.  This is not subject to change, so don’t steal.